12/20/04

Helen got a book at Chick-fa-le of Alice in Wonderland. So I have been reading it to her. Last night was the chapter on the Chesseir Cat (you spell it I am busy and you know what I mean). So the cat is giving directions and says it doesnt matter which way she goes because both the Mad Hatter and the March Hare are mad. (why do both those names start with M H and are both exactly 9 letters long?) Anyway Alice says I dont think I would like either because its not good to go around with mad people. To which the cat replies "That cant be helped. We're all mad here." Helen stops me and askes very concerned "Daddy are you mad?"
I said "No dear, she means crazy."
"Oh." dramatic pause. I was just about to go back to reading when she added very matter of factly, "Daddy your crazy, alright!"

-She's 3! I mean, come on!